About Börhd

Börhd Hooligan was christened Yaeger Lout (pronounced as in Eager) and likes to believe he comes from a stoic family of Dutch hod carriers. He lived for several years alone with his collection of live exotic snails and 17,000 Meerschaum pipes in central Uzbekistan until, unable to further cope with the embarrassment of his name he later changed it by deed poll when he was 21, leaving behind a life of senseless penance for a life of penniless sentence. Börhd Hooligan now writes exclusively for Newsmedianews although we have repeatedly asked him to broaden his output.
Börhd’s Great Aunt Athina Livanos was the former Duchess of Marlborough and was also married to Greek shipping tycoon Aristotle Onassis. Through this family connection Börhd admits he is a cousin of the Marquis of Blandford.