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Civilisation on brink of ABYSS?
AN elder from an ant eating tribe in a remote part of England's rustic Norfolk
has warned that civilisation is teetering on the abyss of destruction.
Speaking exclusively to The Daily Clone by satellite link the elder, known only as Tongue, warned that the invisible cloning of the global stereotype intelligence left civilisation with little choice other than to self-destruct.
“For centuries, the human race has scrambled its true understanding of life with a hodge podge mish mash of religious gobbledegook so wholly meaningless that not even those who preach it have any idea just what it means any more,” he said.The elder, whose people survive by sucking ants up through straw straws, could be heard crunching on ants as he spoke on the satellite link.
“Having absorbed such a porridge of garbage for so long it has taken on the mantle of truth. Glimmers of reality break through occasionally, for instance the belief that we are a collective case of the blind leading the blind, but the porridge distorted mental state prevents the assimilation of any sense of real meaning from the phrase.”
“Take the common misconceptions that we are all here to do what we are conditioned to believe we should do and that we should behave as we have been conditioned to behave. That sometimes leaves little room for differences as that is the nature of that game.
“It would be impossible for me to fully explain our deep investigations into these matters that in turn led to our own belief that civilisation is killing itself with its own progress, but that is why we are evolving ourselves as ant eaters,” said Tongue.
He went on to portray a grim world where food was no longer produced as civilisation collapsed and it became fully encumbent on the individual to survive by self-means.“There are thousands of millions, probably billions, of ants in the world and so our diet is stable and safe,” he continued.
”We are also learning to make clothing out of ant skin and the by-product provides fuel for burning. We are also developing a fattening up process that will make the ants in our locality grow up to six or seven times their normal size,” he said.
The process relies on feeding human biological waste to the ants—a self-sustaining equation.
Tongue said he firmly expected civilisation to regress to a state of collapse within five years.
“It is just as well, as in 2017 the Ranns had planned their invasion of Earth and will so find little left to their liking,” he concluded.
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